# Chrome, a lens flare, and a village hall

> LAN party flyers were made by teenagers with new software and no restraint. Every effect is switched on at once, and that maximalism is now genuinely hard to reproduce sincerely.

August 18, 2026 · https://justog.club/stories/lan-party-poster

Chrome bevelled letters with a highlight running across them. A purple radial gradient behind. A
lens flare. A yellow starburst badge reading `BYO MONITOR`. Along the bottom, small: a Saturday in
October, a time, and a village hall.

Every single effect the software had, switched on simultaneously.

## Why does it look like that?

Because the tools had just arrived and nobody had learned restraint yet.

Bevel and emboss, drop shadow, lens flare, gradient fill, outer glow — these appeared as one-click
options in image editors in the mid-nineties, and for a few years everybody used all of them at
once. Not out of ignorance exactly; out of the entirely reasonable feeling that if the computer can
do this, why wouldn't you.

Professional design spent the following decade recovering. The amateur work from those years is now
the more interesting half.

## What makes it hard to fake?

Sincerity, and specific defaults.

Modern imitations of this style are usually too well composed — they arrange the excess. The real
thing has elements at slightly wrong sizes, a headline that doesn't quite fit, a badge stuck on
because there was space. It's maximalist without being designed.

The tells are in the defaults. Whatever the software offered unmodified — the stock bevel angle,
the stock flare, the stock starburst — is what got used, because changing it never occurred to
anybody. Reproducing the era means reproducing somebody not adjusting the settings.

## What's the appeal now?

It's the last era of amateur design before templates.

Everything made this way was made by somebody who wanted to, for an event that actually happened,
with software they'd just got. There's no house style, no brand guidelines and no stock layout
underneath it. That makes it oddly moving, in the same way
[a hand-lettered photocopied flyer is](/stories/midnight-movie-flyer) — just with the opposite
technology and the same motive.

## What should the details say?

A real event, with the boring specifics left in.

The bottom line is what makes it. A date, a time, and a place — a village hall, a scout hut,
somebody's parents' garage. Those three facts turn a graphic into a record of a thing that
happened, and they're the part everyone who was there will read first.

`BYO MONITOR` is the other half: a practical instruction that is also a complete description of the
era.

## Can I use real game or hardware names?

Those are trademarks and this period's are still valuable.

Game names, hardware brands and the logos of the time are all owned, several by companies that
still trade on that exact nostalgia. Licensable, as always, but not free — and a flyer covered in
real brands reads as advertising for them.

An invented event name is better anyway. `FRAGFEST` is funnier than anything real, and it's yours.

## Does this suit an event that isn't a LAN party?

Any small gathering treated as if it were enormous.

A birthday. A five-a-side match. A book club. A leaving do. The comedy comes from applying
maximum-hype graphic language to something with twelve attendees in a hall with a broken radiator,
and the affection comes from the details being true.

Same joke structure as
[an official-looking format around an unofficial subject](/stories/movie-ratings-card).

## Does it print well?

Yes, and this is the one design here that wants a lot of colours.

Bevels and chrome are gradients, which usually go grey on cotton — but here the gradients are hard
and banded rather than smooth, which survives. The lens flare is the risk: a soft radial glow can
turn to haze, so it wants defined rays and a tight core.

White grounds are correct — this was made to be printed on cheap paper and photocopied. Full colour
is appropriate for once.

## How do I get one made?

Describe the event at [JustOG](/) — what it's called, when, where, and what people should bring.
Pick a direction, drag the crop frame, see it composited on the real garment, and it's made to
order and shipped.

Designs other people have published are in the [shop](/shop).

Bring your own monitor. There is no other way to say it.