# The spare key's hiding place doubles as a membership list > A key silhouette with a brick wall cut into its bow and one gap left dark, standing in for a household's unwritten, constantly updated list of who has been told. August 19, 2026 · https://justog.club/stories/spare-key-and-where-it-lives One key, drawn as a flat black silhouette lying diagonally across the chest. An ornate bow at one end, a stepped, notched bit at the other. Inside the bow, cut out of the metal itself, a wall of bricks — the courses running off behind the edge of the bow, one narrow gap near the top left dark. Nobody wrote down who gets told where that key sits under the mat, or the plant pot, or the loose board. And yet everybody who needs to know already does. ## Why does a spare key's hiding place work as a membership list? Because being told where it is happens to be exactly how somebody finds out they've been counted as family. There's no form for this and no ceremony. A neighbour, a partner's parent, a childhood friend who's practically lived there for years — at some point somebody mentions where the key goes, and from that moment they're on a list that exists nowhere else. It's also the opposite fate to [an old key kept for years after it stopped opening anything](/stories/keys-that-open-nothing) — that one is held onto out of some other loyalty; this one still does its actual job. ## Why cut the brick wall into the key rather than draw it beside it? Because the wall isn't a second picture — it's what the key is made of. Drawn as two separate motifs side by side, a key and a wall, the print reads as a key illustration with brickwork added for decoration. Cut as negative space out of the bow itself, the wall becomes part of the object's construction, the way a real key's bow sometimes has a pattern punched right through the metal. One shape, one cut, no seam between the idea and the object carrying it. ## What makes a good version of this print? Getting the gap to sit apart from the rest, at a size where it reads as deliberate rather than as a printing fault. A short wall does it — few enough courses that every brick has to be placed with intent. Too many and the gap disappears into the pattern; too few and there's nowhere for it to hide until you look for it. The bow needs to stay recognisably a key's bow around the brickwork too, or the whole thing reads as a wall with a key-shaped border rather than the other way round. ## Shouldn't this show where the key actually is? No — the design works as a stand-in for the idea of a hiding place, not as directions to one. A shirt is a public object and a spare key's hiding spot needs to stay a private one, so an accurate diagram would undo the exact thing it's describing. A wall with a brick missing is nobody's real doormat, plant pot or loose board — it's the shape of the idea of somewhere-hidden, which is what a print can honestly carry without giving anything away. ## Does the list of who knows stay the same over the years? No — it grows, and occasionally it shrinks, and nobody ever sits down to update a document that was never written in the first place. A friend moves away and quietly stops being someone who needs to know; a new partner gets told early or late depending on how the household feels about it. The same open-endedness shows up in [a phrase only a handful of people are actually in on](/stories/inside-joke-gift-shirt), and in [a line built for a group rather than a single owner](/stories/swag-for-your-community) — both expand and contract without anybody keeping the register. ## Does it print well? Yes — one flat silhouette with a clean negative-space cut inside it is a strong shape at any size. A single dark ink against the terracotta ground is enough: the cutout brickwork does its own work in negative space, so [there's no need for a second colour to make the odd brick read](/stories/bold-shapes-survive-fabric) — it already stands apart by being solid where everything around it is open. Keep the bit and the bow at a scale where the individual notches and the individual bricks are still countable, rather than shrinking the whole key until both blur into a single dark shape. ## How do I get one made? Describe the key at [JustOG](/) — its shape, and how you'd rather represent who's been told. Pick a direction, drag the crop frame, see it composited on the real garment, and it's made to order and shipped. Designs other people have published are in the [shop](/shop). One brick, solid among eleven open ones, and no map anywhere telling you which house it belongs to.