# A ramp with the marks of one fast afternoon on it

> A home-made ramp — one plank, two braced offcuts, a grip strip that isn't quite parallel, and a screw not fully driven in.

August 21, 2026 · https://justog.club/stories/the-ramp-somebody-made

One plank, drawn from the side, running from the floor to a low step. Underneath it, two timber
offcuts screwed on as bracing, set at slightly different angles. Along the top, a strip for grip,
its far edge not quite parallel with the plank's own edge. Four screw heads hold it together. One of
them isn't fully seated.

Nothing about it was measured twice.

## What is this ramp actually bridging?

One step — the kind of small rise a young or perfectly fit animal clears without noticing, and an
older or recovering one has started avoiding. The same recalibration happens off the floor as well:
[a shelf unit resorted by what's still within reach](/stories/the-thing-you-moved-out-of-reach)
is the vertical version of this ramp's horizontal one.

A single step is a strange thing to build for: too short to need a proper incline worked out, too
tall to just ignore. Most households solve it with whatever's in a shed or a garage rather than a
bought product, because the problem showed up faster than a delivery would have. That's the whole
task this object was set, and it shows.

## Why does the not-quite-parallel grip strip matter more than a straight one would?

Because a straight strip would be misrepresenting how the ramp got made.

A strip cut and laid true would suggest a plan, a square, maybe a second pair of hands checking the
line before it went down. This one drifts a few degrees across its length — the kind of drift that
happens when somebody eyeballs a strip against a plank they're also holding down with a knee. It
isn't a flaw the ramp is hiding. It's the plainest fact the drawing has to offer.

## What makes a good drawing of a ramp like this?

Holding onto the details a tidier version would smooth out.

The two bracing offcuts should sit at visibly different angles rather than a matched pair. The grip
strip's edge should read as slightly off the plank's own line. And one of the four screw heads
should sit a fraction proud of the surface, not fully seated, the same way it does on the object
itself. Straightening any of these turns the drawing into a plan. Leaving them turns it into an
afternoon.

## Do I need permission to print a ramp built like this?

No — a plank, two braced offcuts and a strip of grip tape, drawn as a plain technical outline with
no brand markings, isn't anyone's product. It's the ordinary shape this kind of fix takes in a great
many households, and no two of them are built to the same angles.

## Does a ramp like this only ever go over a doorstep?

No — the same plain outline covers a step up to a car boot, a low porch, a raised threshold between
rooms, anywhere a short vertical rise has stopped being a non-event. [A pressure-fitted stair gate
closed across the bottom of a staircase](/stories/the-stair-gate-that-stayed-up) is the same
problem solved from the other direction — not helping something up a rise, but stopping it going up
at all.

## Doesn't an uneven ramp mean it wasn't done properly?

Not by the only standard this object was ever measured against.

Nobody drew a spec for it, so there was never a "properly" to fall short of — it was built to solve
one step for one household, and it does. Whether the animal it was built for can use it comfortably
is the test that mattered, and a not-quite-parallel strip has never failed it. [A living room
rearranged around a bed moved to the ground floor](/stories/the-bed-moved-downstairs) is the
same standard applied to a whole floor instead of one step.

## Does it print well?

Yes — a plain technical outline with a handful of deliberate irregularities is a clean, printable
shape.

Keep the plank, the offcuts and the strip as flat, confident line work, and let the small departures
— the angled bracing, the drifting strip edge, the proud screw head — sit as the only detail that
breaks the pattern. Umber, rust or a worked-wood tan all read well behind it, since the design is
line against a plain field.

## How do I get one made?

Describe the ramp at [JustOG](/) — how many braces it has, and which detail should carry the
signature of speed.
Pick a direction, drag the crop frame, see it composited on the real garment, and it's made to
order and shipped.

Designs other people have published are in the [shop](/shop).

One screw still a fraction proud of the surface, and the ramp has been used every day since.
